Froo t’keyhole

Let’s peer Froo t’letterbox and see who lives here. There’s a flat cap on the mattress and a Barbour jacket. What’s in this jar? Oh, EU expenses. Phew, that is one eye-watering stash. Let’s take a look at the bookshelf: how to lern yerself Scouse, the NHS, what it is and how to fight it and, oh look, how to reinvent yourself as a prole. Moving on, there’s a yellowing Conservative Party membership card and-oh- a Tory memberships secretary chain of honour. Finally, there is a letter from Staffordshire police. Somebody’s been a bit of a scally.
Who is Froo t’Keyhole this week?

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