The Ballad of Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs

The ballad of Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs.
(To the tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s The Boxer)

 
I am just a Tory boy
And my soul is often sold.
I have squandered my existence
For a pocket full of expenses, such is politics
All lies and jests
Still a Kipper hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
When I left my home and my sanity
I was no more than a berk
In the company of Farage
In the quiet of the EU
Running riot,
Grinning oft, seeking out the fatter salaries
Where the corrupted people go
Looking for the high life
Only they would know
Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie
Lie la lie, lie la la la la lie la la lie

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