Next exchange at PMQs

Prediction of PMQs:
Corbyn: When did you know about the Trident malfunction?
May: I believe in Trident.
Corbyn: Did you know about the Trident malfunction before the Commons debate on Trident?
May: We need an effective nuclear deterrent.
Corbyn: Is it an effective nuclear deterrent if 20% of the tests this century failed?
May: Yes.
Corbyn: Are there any circumstances under which you would reconsider the outlay on this weapons system?
May: No.
Corbyn: Do you believe withholding information from Parliament is wrong.
May: Yes but, no but, b-b-b-b-b-b-but. I believe in Trident.
Corbyn: Is this blind faith?
May: You would betray our country to the Russians and the Chinese and the Trotskies and the Commies and you’ve got a beard and a boss eye and a silly hat and your MPs hate you and you’re too old and you’re a veggie and you’ve got an allotment. Neeuuuurrrrrgh!

Tri didn’t

We need Trident for our security,

They said,

But Trident didn’t work.

When it was meant to go boom

All it did was go click.

 

Trident, Tri didn’t, Tri couldn’t

So really we shouldn’t Trydent.

Why not

Try peace?

 

We need Trident to keep the peace,

They said,

Which makes more sense because

When it was meant to go boom

All it did was go click.

 

Trident, Tri didn’t, Tri couldn’t

So really we shouldn’t Trydent.

Why not

Try peace?

 

We can’t uninvent Trident,

They said,

But Trident just uninvented itself.

When it was meant to go boom

All it did was go click.

 

Trident, Tri didn’t, Tri couldn’t

So really we shouldn’t Trydent.

Why not

Try peace?

 

We would never use Trident anyway,

They said,

Because it ‘s a deterrent, it deters.

Well you can’t use it anyway,

When it was meant to go boom

And all it did

Was go click.

 

Trident, Tri didn’t, Tri couldn’t

So really we shouldn’t Trydent.

Why not

Try peace?

 

See, we had all our marches,

And put all our arguments,

But when it came right down to it

When it was meant to go boom

All it did was go click.

 

Trident, Tri didn’t, Tri couldn’t

So really we shouldn’t Trydent.

Why not

Try peace?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Or somebody to stick up for you
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Just is not safe,
You know what you need,
Let’s say it again,
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